Word Search

It wasn’t until after the sun came up and I’d had my second cup of coffee that I realized what a piece of self-aggrandizement my post yesterday was. Looking at blog stats is not unlike checking to see how many people liked a Facebook status update or the more old-fashioned version of looking in the mirror. My post was nothing more than a public pat on my own back & of little value to you, the people who have been reading all along. I suspect you don’t really care which posts are top — and the stats proved it. 

At the risk of making the same mistake twice, I’ve compiled the results of my most absolutely favorite stat. They’re called “word searches”. These are the words and phrases people type into Google, which in turn sends the seeker to my blog. The results have provided much needed comic relief over the years. 

My Absolutely Favorite Word Search Ever

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Someone landed at my blog because of this word search! That makes me feel I must be doing something right. Exactly what the search referred to, I’m not entirely sure. But it's a glorious search phrase, no?

Here are some more of my favorites that landed people to my blog. I put them into two categories.

You were searching for what?

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Did you find what you were looking for?

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bah koo ki bird

ki inspiration

Am I a slow learner or are Google searches entertaining?